🎣 Fake Dispatcher Names

Good morning. Today, FreightCaviar is bringing some humor to your daily freight grind. Whether it’s a broker named Michael Jackson demanding PODs or a carrier repping Thomas Shelby of Peaky Blinders, this industry has seen some wild fake dispatchers.

We’ve rounded up some of the funniest, most absurd encounters that have been sent our way.

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1. When you're so deep in tech that everything makes you think of AI.

Deep learning, what else?

2. Kill 'em with kindness 🙂

The internet, ladies and gentlemen, where people wake up, choose violence, and expect you to care.

3. "You can change what you do, but you can't change what you want."

There's a new dispatcher in town, and his name is Thomas Shelby.

4. Calm before the storm...

T'was the night before Christmas when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

5. Previously on Days of Our Lives...

....or All In the Family?

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6. Quit monkeying around.

We all know who the 'responsible' one is out of the two.

7. Maybe he'll sing too if you ask nicely.

One thing's certain, he's Never Never Gonna Give Up on you.

8. Michael Jackson??

Provide additional details or beat it.

9. You can't be on both?

Which team are you on, Captain America or Iron Man?

10. When worlds collide.

And we all know how that ended...

11. Are you ready to Run This Town?

Kayne certainly is.

12. Where's Venom?

He's at the weight station right now.

13. Abraham Lincoln??

Hope he won't be going to any theaters anytime soon.

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