Funny Freight Friday: Because nothing says ‘secure’ like a random corporate domain you’ve never heard of.

Funny Freight Friday is back! Here’s a roundup of the funniest messages that rolled into our inbox this week.

1. You remember him, right?

No, not the guy whose now ex-wife cut his hair off while he was asleep, that's Mark.

2. So what's left?

Your eight grade e-mail address?

3. All you have to do is ask nicely.

If all else fails, send this to your HR rep.

4. Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

🙃

5. You'd think you were entering a Miss America pageant.

What's next? Only blue shoes allowed?